You won’t work on any home improvement projects until your spouse submits a Request for Change…

If your food order gets screwed up, you can’t leave the restaurant until you have a Post Implementation Review…

You refer to the library as the Knowledge Management System…

When asked if you’re visiting in-laws for Christmas, you respond “it’s not in the Service Pipline…”

You explain to your children that a “booboo” is an Incident, getting tonsils removed is Problem Management, and a dental exam is just an Event…

You use Strategy Generation to plan your next vacation…

Birthday and Christmas “wish lists” are submitted through Request Fulfillment, complete with an online Service Catalogue…

Family members are referred to as stakeholders…

When arguing with your spouse, you state they’re not meeting OLA’s…

You tell little kids that Santa Clause isn’t real while the CMDB is…

You scratch out “Report Card” and write “KPI…”

Anyone that copies keys in a hardware store is referred to as Access Manager…

You justify purchasing multiple iPad’s as simply Availability Management…

SEAL Team 6 simply demonstrated how to efficiently use Service Transition to retire Osama bin Laden…

You create a blog with “ITIL” in the title.